Skip to product information
Indulge in the merry chaos of the festive season, free of any calorie-counting conscience with our edgy design. A bold statement for those who believe holiday sweets are just love baked with sugar, and who wouldn't count love, right? Our shirt is the embodiment of that rebellious festive spirit — standing up against the tyranny of calorie trackers, diet plans and those 'new year, new me' resolutions that haven't seen February yet. Wear it like a mischevious grin as you reach for that extra slice of pie!
Christmas Calories Don’t Count
Festive Indulgence Pardoned
Men's Heavy Oversized Tee
$25.00 USD
Features
👕 Fun, audacious design that challenges the calorie-counting norm
👕 Edgy statement for the rebellious sweet-tooth
👕 Premium AS Colour base for ultimate comfort and longevity
👕 Edgy statement for the rebellious sweet-tooth
👕 Premium AS Colour base for ultimate comfort and longevity
Size Guide
Size Chart - AS Colour 5080
Material & Fit
Fit: Oversized
Material: 100% carded cotton (marles 15% viscose). Wide neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
Weight: Heavy weight, 280 GSM, 26-doubles