Christmas Calories Don’t Count
Festive Indulgence Pardoned
Indulge in the merry chaos of the festive season, free of any calorie-counting conscience with our edgy design. A bold statement for those who believe holiday sweets are just love baked with sugar, and who wouldn't count love, right? Our shirt is the embodiment of that rebellious festive spirit — standing up against the tyranny of calorie trackers, diet plans and those 'new year, new me' resolutions that haven't seen February yet. Wear it like a mischevious grin as you reach for that extra slice of pie!