Closed For Small Talk

Wear your boundaries with good humour. This tee is for the people who'd rather skip small talk and keep the mood calm - with a smile. It delivers a minimal, quietly sarcastic message that makes your intentions obvious without drama. Ideal for mornings, flights, long weekends or any time you want to be politely left alone. Subtle, clever and low-key, it’s the sort of shirt that starts conversations only when you want them to.